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[rosenight]

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestify [TT]
TG: shit just got real
TT: Shit's been real lil dude. What's up?
TG: shit was only pretending to be real
TG: this shits realer than real can get
TG: shit just whipped out a pinocchio on my ass
TG: bam right there
TG: pirouette off the pretend fakey handle into being a real boy
TT: So you got drunk and banged Egbert.
TG: ...
TT: About fucking time too. Lalonde owes me two hundred bucks.
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering timaeusTestify [TT]


turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]
TG: rose
TG: i have an emergency
TT: This is about your triffle with John I presume.
TG: ...
TG: how the fuck do you already know about that?
TT: I suggest you keep a closer watch on your brother's Facebook page.
TG: oh my god
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]


turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestify [TT]
TG: what the fuck man
TG: what the ever loving fuck
TT: Not seeing a problem here.
TG: and i fucking quote "Lil bro got cherry popped at 23. Only took a fifth of vodka with his best bro."
TT: Hey I gotta keep the bros updated on this shit.
TG: i hate you
TT: You should see how many likes it has already.
turntechGodhead [TG] blocked timaeusTestify [TT]


gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]
GG: dave!!!
TG: oh god not you too
GG: are you okay? D:
TG: yeah totally chill
TG: chillest ive ever been
TG: so chill i make the artic look scorched as fuck
TG: only not cause my bros the biggest ass in paradox space
GG: what about john?
GG: hows he taking all of this?
TG: uh.....
TG: hes still passed out from last night
TG: thus all of my shit being flipped when he wakes up and sees this shitstorm of so much shit flipped
GG: oh nooo.... :(
TG: yeah
TG: im fucked